Happy 2024

For those women or scammers that are too lazy to read my details. I will be 69 this year. I live in a one bedroom house in Kalathas, Crete. A small village with a population of about 100 in winter. Although there are many tourists in summer. There are no shopping malls or expensive restaurants or even a cafe.

Because Britain is no longer part of the E.U. I will not be able to buy a bigger house. I am fully retired and live on my hard earned pensions, so my only goal is to enjoy retirement.

I have adopted 2 dogs that are excellent companions. There are also 4 cats that visit, mostly for food of course. I do not have a garden but enjoy growing flowers in pots. I read a lot of Fantasy Fiction along with listening to Music.

Let me start with the obvious, if you are from Russia or Belarus, you are no longer welcome in civilized countries so do not waste time with me. A joke for you "How do you know when a Russian woman is lying". Answer "She is still breathing".

Ukraine has been attacked by Russia for 2 years in open war, longer if you include the invasion of Crimea. So if you still live in cities such as Kharkiv or Dnipro then obviously you are only here for entertainment or scam

So next! If you are young enough to have a dependent child, then you are too young. I do not have a problem with young children but I have no way to accommodate them.

I have no interest in women aged less than 40 years and very little interest in women under 50 years.

If you have studio or professionally enhanced photos for you profile then it is a scam profile. If you are over 50 years and think it is sexy to display your underwear, it is not, it just makes you look like a whore.

If you write and do not use my name, which is Steve by the way. I will consider you rude, uneducated and probably a scammer.

If you are in Asia, Central America, USA, Canada or UK you are not looking for a man in Crete.

Perhaps now after some years of wasted time, effort and money there may be someone genuinely interested. Highly unlikely I know but strange things happen in life